What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Mark Hughes dissects how Verstappen's win bid imploded - The Race

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

Ice Age mastodon remains discovered in West Feliciana Parish creek by two LSU scientists - The Advocate

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

UFC fighter rips opponent after seizure causes last-second main event cancellation: ‘She’s a complete mess’ - New York Post

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

Why is there so much evil in the world?

Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Decker manhunt: Officials reopen Icicle River area - KING5.com

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Geomagnetic storm could make northern lights visible in Chicago on Sunday night - Chicago Sun-Times

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

UFC legend proposes retirement fight with Sean O’Malley after repeat title loss at UFC 316 - Bloody Elbow

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

Genetics testing startup Nucleus Genomics criticized for its embryo product: 'Makes me so nauseous' - TechCrunch

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!